Thursday, September 10, 2015

CREEPS STAY AWAY before I mace ya ass!

Hey fellas, if you live in my shitty area of the country, then I found the "best" the Nasty 'Nati has to offer.




The good news-- she has founded her own production company. I'm not sure what it consists of, but hopefully that means she won't be staring at my wallet.

On the downside, unless getting maced and shanked is your thing, I doubt your first date will be all that great. Not only will this bitch "mace ya ass," she may even write a book about it, too.

This, my readers, is why I'm not dating again  until I leave Ohio.